D# G# D# Cm Mom and Dad went to a show D# G# D# Cm Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs D# G# D# Cm I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no Cm D# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D# G# D# Cm Had to eat my dinner there D# G# D# Cm Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that D# G# D# Cm Couldnʼt chew my meat too good Cm D# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D# G# D# Cm Said why donʼt you stop your crying D# G# D# Cm Go outside and ride your bike D# G# D# Cm Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes Cm D# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 D# G# D# Cm After dinner I had ice cream D# G# D# Cm Fell asleep and watched TV D# G# D# Cm Wake up in my motherʼs arms Cm D# Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 Cm D# I wanna be alone.