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E A E C#m Mom and Dad went to a show E A E C#m Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs E A E C#m I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no C#m E Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 E A E C#m Had to eat my dinner there E A E C#m Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that E A E C#m Couldnʼt chew my meat too good C#m E Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 E A E C#m Said why donʼt you stop your crying E A E C#m Go outside and ride your bike E A E C#m Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes C#m E Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 E A E C#m After dinner I had ice cream E A E C#m Fell asleep and watched TV E A E C#m Wake up in my motherʼs arms C#m E Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 C#m E I wanna be alone.