Verse: G# Cm A# G# Whatʼs the harm in going over just to say "Hello" Cm A# G# She is beautiful, youʼre a zombie from the Thriller video Cm A# G# Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays? Cm A# G# Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away Chorus: Cm A# G# When sheʼs dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight Cm A# G# Iʼll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right Cm A# G# As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Starʼs laser beam Cm Donʼt ask me what that means A# Sheʼs the one thatʼs having this fucked up dream Verse: Doesnʼt that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith? Good one genius, now she knows youʼre mildly retarded Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot Buy some flowers that only have ʼShe Loves Me Notsʼ Chorus: Cm A# G# When sheʼs dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight Cm A# G# Iʼll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right Cm A# G# As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Starʼs laser beam Cm Donʼt ask me what that means A# F Sheʼs the one thatʼs having this fucked up dream G# A# F I thought that she was waving so I was waving back G# A# F Then I turned around and saw the shithead she was waving at G# A# F His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison G# A# (He would think of something cool to say here) G# Cm A# G# Voice in my head, maybe thereʼs no one for me out there Cm A# G# On the bright side youʼre gonna get really good at Solitaire Chorus: Cm A# G# When sheʼs dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight Cm A# G# Iʼll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right Cm A# G# As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Starʼs laser beam Cm Donʼt ask me what that means A# Sheʼs the one thatʼs having this fucked up dream
