Intro: G# C# A#m D# G# G# G# C# Well the walls too wet to sit on A#m G# And thereʼs a curtain right over my head C# Stomp my feet waiting for a bus A#m D# G# But decided to walk instead G# C# And the American saxophone follows me A#m D# All the way from the teller G# to the public house C# My fingers are always in my ears A#m D# G# But the reads always in the mouth Chorus: G# C# And if you ever cross your heart and hope to die A#m G# Voices in your head saying you must cry C# A#m D# Then thereʼs more to you than meets the eye G# C# But if you go about your business with a capital ʼBʼ A#m G# It is sure to catch you up with a capital ʼCʼ C# A#m D# And then you will be in debt with a capital ʼTʼʼAʼʼBʼ G# Just step outside G# C# Well we could stop for a conversation A#m D# G# If we could think of anything to say G# C# But you know youʼve got nothing to talk about A#m D# G# When nothing happened yesterday G# C# And if I ever committed a murder A#m D# G# Well I think Iʼd go about this way G# C# Never mind a rope or a dagger and cloak A#m D# G# I could spend a week on this estate Chorus. G# C# What are you doing tomorrow A#m D# And the day after and the day after that G# C# Iʼve some money to spend I can borrow A#m D# G# Iʼve become a man I admire
