Intro: A D Bm E A A A D Well the walls too wet to sit on Bm A And thereʼs a curtain right over my head D Stomp my feet waiting for a bus Bm E A But decided to walk instead A D And the American saxophone follows me Bm E All the way from the teller A to the public house D My fingers are always in my ears Bm E A But the reads always in the mouth Chorus: A D And if you ever cross your heart and hope to die Bm A Voices in your head saying you must cry D Bm E Then thereʼs more to you than meets the eye A D But if you go about your business with a capital ʼBʼ Bm A It is sure to catch you up with a capital ʼCʼ D Bm E And then you will be in debt with a capital ʼTʼʼAʼʼBʼ A Just step outside A D Well we could stop for a conversation Bm E A If we could think of anything to say A D But you know youʼve got nothing to talk about Bm E A When nothing happened yesterday A D And if I ever committed a murder Bm E A Well I think Iʼd go about this way A D Never mind a rope or a dagger and cloak Bm E A I could spend a week on this estate Chorus. A D What are you doing tomorrow Bm E And the day after and the day after that A D Iʼve some money to spend I can borrow Bm E A Iʼve become a man I admire
