Intro: G# D# C# D# x4 G# D# C# Iʼm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin man D# G# D# I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afganistan C# D# Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand G# Since they moved in D# C# They call themselves the Taliban D# Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby G# D# Now i ainʼt seen my wifeʼs face since they came here C# D# They make her wear a scarf over her head G# D# That covers her from ear to ear C# D# She loves the desert and the hot white sand G# But man sheʼs just like me D# C# No she canʼt stand, The Taliban D# Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby Chorus: D# G# C# But you know someday soon werʼe both gonna saddle up D# And itʼl be ride camel ride G# D# My old lady sheʼll be here with me C# just smilin right by my side D# G# We should do just fine around Palestine D# Or maybe Turkmenistan C# D# Weʼll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to G# The taliban G# D# Now they attacked New York City C# D# ʼCause they thought they could win G# D# Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end C# D# G# Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said D# C# D# Now you son-of-b**ches ypu better not be doing any buisiness With the Taliban G# D# C# So we prayed to Allah with all of our might D# G# Until those big U.S. Jets came flying in one night D# C# And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land D# G# D# Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran C# The Taliban Chorus.
