Intro: A E D E x4 A E D Iʼm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin man E A E I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afganistan D E Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand A Since they moved in E D They call themselves the Taliban E Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby A E Now i ainʼt seen my wifeʼs face since they came here D E They make her wear a scarf over her head A E That covers her from ear to ear D E She loves the desert and the hot white sand A But man sheʼs just like me E D No she canʼt stand, The Taliban E Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby Chorus: E A D But you know someday soon werʼe both gonna saddle up E And itʼl be ride camel ride A E My old lady sheʼll be here with me D just smilin right by my side E A We should do just fine around Palestine E Or maybe Turkmenistan D E Weʼll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to A The taliban A E Now they attacked New York City D E ʼCause they thought they could win A E Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end D E A Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said E D E Now you son-of-b**ches ypu better not be doing any buisiness With the Taliban A E D So we prayed to Allah with all of our might E A Until those big U.S. Jets came flying in one night E D And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land E A E Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran D The Taliban Chorus.