Intro: D#7 C# G# x4 D#7 C# G# Welcome to the family D#7 C# G# Hope you have a real good life D#7 C# G# With my little sister D#7 C# G# Yeah, sheʼll make a real good wife D#7 C# G# Hope you have lots of babies D#7 C# G# Hope you get a real good job D#7 C# G# Hope you donʼt mind company D#7 C# G# ʼCause weʼll be here a lot A# C# D#7 And brother hereʼs some brotherly advice A# G# C# If you know whatʼs good for you youʼll treat her right Chorus: D#7 C# G# ʼCause Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D#7 C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D#7 C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D#7 C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D#7 C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D#7 C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D#7 C# G# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun D#7 C# G# x2 D#7 C# G# Welcome to the family D#7 C# G# Anʼ this side of the tracks D#7 C# G# Anʼ if you ever leave her D#7 C# G# You ainʼt coming back D#7 C# G# My nephew is a hunter D#7 C# G# Anʼ heʼs gonna hunt you down D#7 C# G# Just like he did the last one D#7 C# G# Anʼ he still ainʼt been found A# C# D#7 I like you just fine, donʼt get me wrong A# G# C# Boy take care of her,...if you donʼt Chorus: D#7 C# G# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D#7 C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D#7 C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D#7 C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D#7 C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D#7 C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D#7 C# G# AnʼMamaʼs got a real bad temper G# AnʼDaddyʼs got a shotgun D#7 C# G# x4 A# C# G# Chorus: D#7 C# G# Grandpaʼs the local sheriff D#7 C# G# Yeah heʼs the judge and the jury too D#7 C# G# Uncle Billʼs the undertaker, son D#7 C# G# Heʼll dig a hole for you D#7 C# G# Cousin Jesse, heʼs just crazy D#7 C# G# Heʼll fight you just for fun D#7 C# G# Anʼ Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Anʼ Daddyʼs got a shotgun D#7 C# G# x4 D#7 C# G# Welcome to the family D#7 C# G# Hope you have a real good life D#7 C# G# With my little sister G# Yeah sheʼll make a real good wife D#7 C# G# x2 D#7 C# G# Welcome to the family G# G# Mamaʼs got a real bad temper G# Daddyʼs got a shotgun
