D G Here comes another song about Mexico Bm I just canʼt help myself A I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers, now Iʼm gonna go D Got off in the wrong direction G Found a hooker and lost my erection Bm A So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus: G Well the good guys and the bad guys D A Well they never work past noon around here G Em They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas D And drink warm beer D G Here comes the same old verse about Mexico Bm We just canʼt help ourselves A We lost our old ladies Got our lures, got our bobbers, now weʼre gonna go D Got off in the wrong direction G Found some hookers and lost our erections Bm A So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus.