D# G# Here comes another song about Mexico Cm I just canʼt help myself A# I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers, now Iʼm gonna go D# Got off in the wrong direction G# Found a hooker and lost my erection Cm A# So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus: G# Well the good guys and the bad guys D# A# Well they never work past noon around here G# Fm They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas D# And drink warm beer D# G# Here comes the same old verse about Mexico Cm We just canʼt help ourselves A# We lost our old ladies Got our lures, got our bobbers, now weʼre gonna go D# Got off in the wrong direction G# Found some hookers and lost our erections Cm A# So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus.