Hermaphroditey - Lynch Stephen, guitar chords

Published: 2015-02-08 18:22
Selection chords: Tsumugi Nakata

F          C#     F          C#
Sheʼs part girl, sheʼs part boy,
F         C#          F         C#
Sheʼs got parts everyone can enjoy.
F         C#     F         C#
Sheʼs got more, sheʼs got less,
A#m                    F#
Sheʼs got her manhood tucked in her dress.

F        C#         F        C#
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
F              C#             F        C#
Does she stand up when sheʼs taking a piss?
      F         C#                F         C#
Sheʼs my little girl, yeah sheʼs my little guy,
A#m                             F#
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

F                  C#
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
F                            C#
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
F                C#
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
F                C#
It must be Hermaphroditey!

F               C#
Some things are white,
F               C#
Some things are black,
F               C#
Some girls wear make-up,
F
Mine shaves her back.

F            C#
She is still beautiful,
F            C#
She is still fine,
A#m
Itʼs too bad her package
   F#
Is bigger than mine.

F                   C#
She canʼt help her imperfections,
F                           C#
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
F                C#
Who stole all my tighty whities?
F              C#
It must be Hermaphroditey!