Hermaphroditey - Lynch Stephen, guitar chords

Published: 2015-02-08 18:22
Selection chords: Tsumugi Nakata

D#          B     D#          B
Sheʼs part girl, sheʼs part boy,
D#         B          D#         B
Sheʼs got parts everyone can enjoy.
D#         B     D#         B
Sheʼs got more, sheʼs got less,
G#m                    E
Sheʼs got her manhood tucked in her dress.

D#        B         D#        B
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
D#              B             D#        B
Does she stand up when sheʼs taking a piss?
      D#         B                D#         B
Sheʼs my little girl, yeah sheʼs my little guy,
G#m                             E
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!

D#                  B
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
D#                            B
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
D#                B
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
D#                B
It must be Hermaphroditey!

D#               B
Some things are white,
D#               B
Some things are black,
D#               B
Some girls wear make-up,
D#
Mine shaves her back.

D#            B
She is still beautiful,
D#            B
She is still fine,
G#m
Itʼs too bad her package
   E
Is bigger than mine.

D#                   B
She canʼt help her imperfections,
D#                           B
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
D#                B
Who stole all my tighty whities?
D#              B
It must be Hermaphroditey!